On Mar 12, 5:50=A0am, Noons <wizofo...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> On Mar 12, 6:19 am, George Kerby
>
> > That's all you GOT?!?
>
> > THAT IS ALL you GOT?!?
>
> No.
>
> > that couldn't be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet, or,
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>
> would you like a shot at the title,
> ****wit? better be =A0careful...
>
> > In future, if you have something to say, just shut the **** up.
>
> No.
>
> You befouled, vitiated poltroon.
> You blighted, malodorous, mephitic recreant. You are a
> festering boil on the ass of all humanity. You have all
> the backbone of a jellyfish. You moribific, feculent
> simpleton.
> Would that I could change my species, just
> so that I might not be associated with you. The
> stupendous, confounding magnitude of your insipidness
> astonishes me. I cannot believe that anyone could
> muster such a prodigious, astounding level of
> stupidity. If you were any more asinine or incogitant,
> you would surely have been put to death long ago.
> Your vapidity has gone so far beyond any previous boundaries of
> puerility and nugacity as to banish any and all chances of an
> intelligent thought from your head. Even
> the most hardened of regulars unquestionably cannot
> believe your fatuousness and illogicality.
> Your opinions do nothing but lend credence to the
> overwhelming fact that you are such a driveling
> simpleton that you cannot find your ass with both hands
> and a road map. You are the very pinnacle of
> insensateness. You are the model of banality and
> subnormality. I am aghast at your apparent ability to
> insert your head into your own rectum at will.
>
> There cannot be even a fragment of intellectuality or
> perspicacity to be found within the gaping void which
> should contain your brain. It amazes me that you are
> able to perform even the most facile of everyday
> functions with your exorbitantly disadvantaged and
> gormless lack of intellect.
>
> You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know
> that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. You
> are a cancer. A sore that won't go away. I would rather
> kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
>
> You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath.
> You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel
> debased just for knowing you exist. I despise
> everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie
> twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of
> a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond s***, and I wish
> you would go away. You're a putrescent mass, a walking
> vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving
> nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a
> cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity.
> You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour
> lemon.
>
> You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant
> dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal
> accompanying your alleged birth into this world.
> An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,
> abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who
> sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of
> what they had done. I will never get over the
> embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you.
> You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the
> very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a
> paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless,
> less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs
> of this earth.
>
> And did I mention you smell?
>
> If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort
> at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of
> unnecessary material before attempting to impress us
> with your insight. The evidence that you are a
> nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they
> will be able to access it more rapidly.
>
> You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick
> you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon
> finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before
> spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame
> of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy,
> convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
>
> You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are
> grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and
> disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look
> down on you. Even sheep won't have *** with you.
> You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for
> attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
>
> And what meaning do you expect your delusionally
> self-im****tant statements of unknowing, inexperienced
> opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that
> you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would
> have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat,
> spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of
> the s****?
>
> You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are
> ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent
> of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless
> void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease,
> you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling
> meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You
> remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that
> lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper.
> You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted.
> You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread
> misery and sorrow wherever you go.
>
> I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean
> rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid
> so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupidity we know
> into a whole different dimension of stupidity. You are
> trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on
> itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed.
> Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape.
> Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury
> stupid. You emit more stupidity in one second than our
> entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your
> writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can
> really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial
> fragment from the original big bang of stupidity. Some
> pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything
> else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know.
> I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of
> stupidity for me. After this, you may not hear from me
> again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to
> deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments
> about unim****tant trivia, or any of the rest of this
> drivel.
>
> The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I
> have snipped away most of what you wrote, because,
> well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at
> constructing creative arguments was pitiful. I mean,
> really, stringing together a bunch of nonsenses among a
> load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in
> life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and
> count, you will have more success. True, these are
> rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take
> for granted that everyone has an easy time of
> mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are
> "challenged" persons in this world who find these
> things more difficult. If I had known, that this was
> your case then I would have never read your post. It
> just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking
> in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the racist
> emotional, and social struggles that seem to be
> placing such a demand on you.
>
> Stuff you very much.
>
> and **** OFF aus.photo!
>
> P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent,
> malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious,
> meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent,
> op****tunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal,
> fascistic, bigoted, racist, ***ist, avaricious,
> tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic,
> insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame,
> self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic,
> fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic,
> ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive,
> dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist,
> narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist,
> dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased,
> suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant,
> deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling,
> uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic,
> jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
> mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant,
> self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile,
> clueless, and generally Not Good.
>
> So, again,
>
> **** OFF aus.photo!
My, my, my. Somebody got a Thesarsus for his birthday. In the new
Oxford dictionary, when you look up asshole, his picture is next to
it.
Draco
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