Random Facts about Douglas St. James - MacDonald

The city of Brisbane once named a street after Douglas MacDonald in
gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it
after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one
crosses Douglas MacDonald and lives.

Douglas MacDonald never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite
direction.

Douglas MacDonald doesn't have a firewall on his PC. He has a D-
Macwall. It's basically just a JPEG of D-Mac. No virus has ever
attacked D-Mac's PC. Ever.

....and on the seventh day Douglas MacDonald said, "I'll take it from
here."

If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken,
but D-Mac says its beef..... then it's ****ing beef.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with D-Mac. Sounds like a fair fight.

If you wake up in the morning, it's because D-Mac spared your life.

Douglas MacDonald has the heart of an online bully.
He keeps it in a jar on his desk.

D-Mac's chest hair has chest hair.