In article <480e3f5c$0$3371$4c368faf@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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krishnananda <k@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> In article
> <a54d84fa-6092-461c-a8f2-78c083f0fb5d@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> leo6645 <ArieGottfried@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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> > Most of the messages in this group are spam - why is the moderator
> > allowing this? I invite the users to boycott the site until the spam
> > is gone..!
> > (Now I know I'm the next boycotted member.....)
>
> In The Beginning The Moderator created Usenet, and it was good.
> The Moderator looked at His Creation and He saw on-topic posts, and they
> were good.
>
> The Moderator said "Usenet is good. We are bored."
> So The Moderator invented Flame Wars, and they were good.
> The Moderator invented Trolls, Man and Women He created them, and they
> were good.
> The Moderator said "We have created Usenet and Flame Wars and Trolls,
> and they are good. We are still bored."
>
> The Twin Angels Hormel and AOL appeared before The Moderator.
> The Angel Hormel said to The Moderator "Let us create Spam, it will be
> good."
> The Angel AOL said to The Moderator "Let us create Lusers, they will be
> good."
> The Moderator pondered and then said "Angles, go forth and create Spam
> and crete Lusers to enjoy the Spam."
> And the Angels did so and it was good.
>
> The Satan, the Opponent, the Adversary said "The Moderator has created
> all that is good in Usenet. We are angry."
> So The Satan, the Opponent, the Adversary created Google. And it was
> bad, very very bad.
>
> The Moderator called out to The Satan, the Opponent, the Adversary, and
> said "What have you done?"
>
> The Satan, the Opponent, the Adversary said "Oh Moderator, after every
> Creation You have been bored. We have created the Million-Headed,
> Million-Armed Google to Disrupt Your Usenet and thus keep You
> entertained. We know that everything You have created is Good. Good is
> Boring. Usenet is now a battleground in constant state of War. Google
> will convince the Lusers that Usenet is now Google-Net. Google will
> convince Lusers that Usenet is a Web site. And it is Bad, very very
Bad."
>
> And The Moderator looked at Google, and it was Bad.
> The Moderator said "Usenet is now complete. We are happy."
What is a Luser?
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