On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:41:16 -0400, krishnananda <k@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> leo6645 <ArieGottfried@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> Most of the messages in this group are spam - why is the moderator
>> allowing this? I invite the users to boycott the site until the spam
>> is gone..!
>> (Now I know I'm the next boycotted member.....)
>
>In The Beginning The Moderator created Usenet, and it was good.
>The Moderator looked at His Creation and He saw on-topic posts, and they
>were good.
>
>The Moderator said "Usenet is good. We are bored."
>So The Moderator invented Flame Wars, and they were good.
>The Moderator invented Trolls, Man and Women He created them, and they
>were good.
>The Moderator said "We have created Usenet and Flame Wars and Trolls,
>and they are good. We are still bored."
>
>The Twin Angels Hormel and AOL appeared before The Moderator.
>The Angel Hormel said to The Moderator "Let us create Spam, it will be
>good."
>The Angel AOL said to The Moderator "Let us create Lusers, they will be
>good."
>The Moderator pondered and then said "Angles, go forth and create Spam
>and crete Lusers to enjoy the Spam."
>And the Angels did so and it was good.
>
>The Satan, the Opponent, the Adversary said "The Moderator has created
>all that is good in Usenet. We are angry."
>So The Satan, the Opponent, the Adversary created Google. And it was
>bad, very very bad.
>
>The Moderator called out to The Satan, the Opponent, the Adversary, and
>said "What have you done?"
>
>The Satan, the Opponent, the Adversary said "Oh Moderator, after every
>Creation You have been bored. We have created the Million-Headed,
>Million-Armed Google to Disrupt Your Usenet and thus keep You
>entertained. We know that everything You have created is Good. Good is
>Boring. Usenet is now a battleground in constant state of War. Google
>will convince the Lusers that Usenet is now Google-Net. Google will
>convince Lusers that Usenet is a Web site. And it is Bad, very very Bad."
>
>And The Moderator looked at Google, and it was Bad.
>The Moderator said "Usenet is now complete. We are happy."
Excellant! Reminds me of the Tao of Programming that I ran across
back in the 80's.
-Mark
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