hey Are Directly from America Not long after an old Chinese women came
back to china from her visit to her daughter in the Sates, she went to
a city bank to deposit the U.S. dollars her daughter give her . At the
bank counter ,the money was real.It mady out of patience.At last she
couid not hold any more, uttering :“trust me, Sir, and trustthe
money .They are real U.S. dollars. They.are directly from America.
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Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed.
He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We
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came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A
kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if you saw him
again?" asked his mother. "I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have
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Good
Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with
the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he
answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two
cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is
the one who sells the candy." Drunk One day, a father and his little
son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds
of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the
meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied,
"look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen
as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE
policeman!" Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest
for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the
family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of
cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the
cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than
your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap,
sir," replied the boy.
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